( Butler shaking baby rattle )
Number two: This is it.
For better or worse.
Who knows?
One week.
One teeny-weeny week, my boy.
Neither of us can leave.
Till death do us part.
And I brought it on myself.
Who knows?
Come ahead, son, let's see what you're made of.
Find out what's in that noddle of yours.
A. Find...
Missing...
Link!
When I have found it
I will refine it and tune it and you will play our game.
No, sir.
Top secret.
State secret?
Yes!
State secret, sir?
Top, state, secret, confidential!
Why, why, why did you resign?
No...!
Don't move the right and leave the left asleep, ' hit me!
Number two: Kill... kill... kill!
Ya“!
Now!
Kill!
Come on, boy.
You can do it all, boy.
You're the one-man band.
You won't step over the threshold
because you're scared.
Go on.
Kill.
Ya“!
Why did you resign?!
You know who you are?
A fool.
What?
Yes.
No, don't.
Yes, an idiot.
No... I'll kill you.
I'll die.
You're dead.
( Airplane engine hums )
Number two: 12 seconds to zero.
Stand by to release.
All set?
Number six: Set.
11... 11.
Ten... Ten.
Nine... Nine.
Eight... Eight.
Seven... Seven.
Six... six!
Standing by.
Approaching... Again.
Let go... now!
Bombs gone.
Good boy! Bull's eye!
Built-in bars.
Also...
Self-contained.
Kitchen...
Bathroom...
Air conditioning...
Food supplies for six months.
You'd go anywhere in it.
It even has a waste disposal unit.
It moves?
It's detachable.
What's behind it?
Steel, steel.
Die, six, die!
Five...
Die!
Four...
Die.
( Hoarsely ): Three...
Die.
( Garbled ): Two...
Die!
One...
Die!
Zero...
Die!
( Heart beating, clock ticking )
( Heartbeat and ticking stop )
Congratulations.
We shall need the body for evidence.
( Glass shatters )
What do you desire?
Number one.
I'll take you.
Man: We thought you would feel happier... As yourself.
( Opening to the Beatles' "all you need ls love" plays )
♪ Love, love, love... ♪
♪ There's nothing you can do that can't be done... ♪
♪ Nothing you can sing that can't be sung... ♪
♪ Nothing you can say, but you can learn how to play the game ♪
♪ It's easy... ♪
( Door buzzes )
( Footsteps marching )
( Light applause )
♪ All you need is love... ♪
Welcome.
( Applause )
( Rhythmic hissing )
( Applause continues )
This session is called
in a matter of Democratic crisis.
And we are here gathered to resolve the question of revolt.
We desire that these proceedings
be conducted in a civilized manner
but remind ourselves
that humanity is not humanized without force.
And that errant children must sometimes be brought to book
with a smack on their backsides.
( Applause )
( Gavels, applause stops )
We draw your attention to the regrettable bullet.
The community is at stake
and we have the means to protect it.
The assembly is now in security.
Number six is presented to you.
President: We understand he has survived the ultimate test.
Indeed.
Then he must no longer be referred to
as number six or a number of any kind.
He has gloriously vindicated
the right of the individual to be individual
and this assembly rises to you... sir.
( Applause stops )
Sir, we crave your indulgence for a short while.
The, uh, transfer of ultimate power requires
some tedious ceremony
and perhaps you would care to observe the preliminaries
from the... chair of honor.
( Fanfare playing )
President: Sir, we thank you
and promise to be as brief as possible.
( Clatter )
Machinery whining )
( Pulsing tones )
Resuscitate.
A revolution.
Get him out.
Key.
( Whooshing and beeping )
( Beeping accelerates )
( Whirring and zapping )
Revolt... Can take many forms.
And here we have three specific instances:
Number 48.
Thanks for the trip, dad.
Be grateful for the opportunity of pleading your case
before the assembly.
( Laughs )
Baby, what a crazy scene!
♪ Collar bone's connected to the neck bone ♪
♪ And the neck bone's connected to the head bone... ♪
Number 48!
Number 48: ♪ them bones gonna walk around ♪
♪ Them bones, them bones gonna walk around... ♪
Number 48!
♪ Them bones, them bones, them dry bones ♪
Number 48!
( Pulsing tones )
♪ Now hear that word of the lord... ♪
Order!
Release him! Release him!
♪ Hear the word of the lord ♪
♪ Disconnected them bones. ♪
President: Youth, with its enthusiasms
which rebels against any accepted norm because it must...
and we sympathize...
it may wear flowers in its hair, bells on it toes
but when the common good is threatened
when the function of society is endangered
such revolts must cease.
They are nonproductive and must be abolished!
Jingles bell)
Number 48...
( Bums )
♪ Hear... ♪
♪ The word... ♪
♪ Of the lord. ♪
♪ Hip bone's connected to the back bone ♪
♪ And the back bone's connected to the head bone ♪
♪ And the head bone's connected to the neck bone... ♪
( Shouting and gaveling )
♪ Head bone's connected to the back bone ♪
♪ Back bone's connected to the neck bone ♪
♪ And the neck bone's connected to the head bone, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Now hear the word of the lord ♪
♪ Them bones, them bones gonna walk around ♪
♪ Hear that word of the lord ♪
♪ Them bones, them bones, them dry bones... ♪
Former number six: Young man!
Give it to me again.
Don't knock yourself out.
Give me the rest.
Young...
Man.
I'm born all over.
Sir, we thank you for your kindly intervention
but fear that such familiarity
is not in keeping with procedure.
We must maintain the status quo.
Now, number...
( Pulsing tones )
Yes, of course.
( Tones continue )
Naturally, it would expedite matters.
Very well.
To your places!
Sir, it would appear that, um
temporarily, we may use the new form of address
in order to bring these proceedings
to an early and satisfactory conclusion.
Those in favor...
( Applause )
( Gavels )
Carried.
We are obliged... sir.
Don't mention it, dad.
Young...
Man.
You got the message.
I just got it.
You've never been with it, with us.
I'm gone, gone away.
But you were here, then you went and gone.
Got the word?
Oh, yes, yes.
The bright light, dad. Got a sign?
Sign?
The light.
Light?
The message.
Then you went and gone?
Why?
Give it to me, baby!
That's it.
Give me the rest!
Give, all you want's give.
That's it.
And take.
That's it.
Take's all you want.
That's it.
Take. That's it.
Take... Take, take...
Take, take.
All: Take, take, take, take, take
take, take, take, take, take
take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take,
take, take, take, take...
Take! ( Gavels )
Jingles bell)
Now you're high.
I'm low.
Give it to me, baby! Confess.
Oh, dad, I'm your baby, dad.
You owe your baby something, daddy.
Confess.
The bones is yours, dad.
They came from you, my daddy.
Confess. Now you're hep.
Hip, dad, hip.
Confess.
And a hip bone.
Confess.
And a thigh bone.
Confess.
Shine bone, knee bone...
Confess.
Back bone, all yours, dad.
Confess.
Knee bone...
The four lads: ♪ Ezekiel cracked them dry bones ♪
♪ Ezekiel cracked them dry bones ♪
♪ Now hear the word of the lord ♪
♪ Ezekiel connected them dry bones ♪
♪ Now hear the word of the lord ♪
♪ Oh, your toe bone's connected to your foot bone ♪
♪ Your foot bone's connected to your heel bone ♪
♪ your heel bone's connected to your ankle bone ♪
♪ Your ankle bone's connected to your leg bone ♪
♪ Your leg bone's connected to your knee bone j'
♪ your knee bone's connected to your thigh bone ♪
♪ Your thigh bone's connected to your hip bone ♪
♪ Your hip bone's connected to your back bone ♪
♪ Your back bone's connected to your shoulder bone ♪
♪ Your shoulder bone's connected to your neck bone ♪
♪ Your neck bone's connected to your head bone. ♪
Hip, hip, hip, hip...
All: Hooray!
And hear the word of the lord.
( Gavels )
Guilty!
Read the charge!
The prisoner has been charged
with the most serious breach of social etiquette.
Jingles bell)
Total defiance of the elementary laws
which sustain our community
questioning the decisions of those we voted to govern us.
Unhealthy aspects of speech and dress
not in accordance with general practice.
And the refusal to observe, wear or respond to his number!
Jingles bell)
Sir, you approve the proceedings?
I... note them.
Sir, I take it you have no comment at this stage.
Not at this stage.
Then the accused will, uh, be held in the place of sentence
until after your... Inauguration.
Remove him!
( No speech )
( Rhythmic hissing )
Muttering y
♪ hear the word of the lord ♪
♪ Them bones, them bones, them dry bones ♪
♪ Them bones, them bones, them dry bones... ♪
A most regrettable demonstration.
My apologies, sir.
Oh, don't mention it.
I think you'll find our next revolutionary
a different kettle of fish altogether.
( Whirring and beeping )
( Laughing )
Next.
( Beeping and' zapping' )
( Man laughing )
( Laughing )
( Assembly joins in laughter )
( Laughter continues )
( Laughter stops )
I feel a new man!
Laughing )
My dear chap!
So have you been keeping?
Throne at last, eh?
I knew it.
It had to be.
And you, my little friend, ever faithful, hmm?
( Chuckles )
Come on.
Come on, come on.
New allegiances.
Such is the price of fame...
And failure.
Dear me, how sad.
My lords, ladies and gentlemen!
A most extraordinary thing happened to me on my way here.
Laughter and applause )
( Ceases abruptly )
It has been my lot, in the past
to wield a not-inconsiderable power.
Nay, I have had the ear
of statesmen, kings and princes of many lands.
Governments have been swayed, policies defined
and revolutions nipped in the bud
at a word from me in the right place and at a propitious time.
Not surprising, therefore
that this community should find a use for me.
Not altogether by accident
that one day I should be abducted
and wake up here amongst you.
What is deplorable
is that I resisted for so short a time.
A fine tribute to your methods.
( Applause )
I wish to thank you for a recognition of my talent
which placed me in a position of power second only...
To one.
This authority gave me the right to make decisions.
My last decision concerned this gentleman here
which could be resolved only in the death
of either one or the other of us.
He emerged victorious.
I apparently...
Former number six ( On film ): Die!
Former number two: Five...
Die!
Died.
Former number two: Three...
Former number six: Die.
Two...
How was it done?
One...
Former number six: Die.
Was it the drink?
You couldn't even let me rest in peace.
How was it done?
There have to be some security secrets
that are kept from a late number two.
Former number six: Did you ever meet him?
Did you ever meet number one?
Face to face?
Yes.
Meet him?!
( Laughs )
Oh... meet him.
( Chuckles )
( Pulsing tones )
Shall I?
Give him a stare?
President: You transgress!
I shall give him a stare.
Look me in the eye.
Whoever you are...
Whatever you are.
President: You'll die!
Yes... then I'll die with my own mind.
You'll hypnotize me no longer.
( Hissing, rumbling and beeping )
( Spits )
( Rapid beeping )
( Assembly yelling angrily )
( Yelling stops, beeping slows )
Sir?
Hold him.
In the place of sentence?
Until my inauguration.
Secure him.
( Rhythmic hissing )
( Laughing )
Be seeing you.
Laughing )
( Laughter echoing )
We... have just witnessed two forms of revolt.
The first, uncoordinated youth
rebelling against nothing it can define.
The second, an established, successful, secure member
of the establishment
turning upon and biting the hand that feeds him.
Well, these attitudes are dangerous.
They contribute nothing to our culture
and are to be stamped out!
( Applause )
( Gavels, applause stops )
( Pulsing tones )
President: At the other end of the scale
we are honored to have with us a revolutionary
of different caliber.
President: He has revolted
resisted, fought, held fast
maintained destroyed resistance, overcome coercion.
President: The right to be person, someone or individual.
We applaud his private war
and concede that despite materialistic efforts
he has survived intact and secure.
All that remains is...
Recognition of a man.
A man of... steel.
President: A man magnificently equipped to lead us.
That is, lead us...
Or go.
In this connection, we have a prize.
President: You will see that your home is being made ready.
Above and beyond this, we have the means
for you to desert us and go anywhere.
President: Key to your house;
Traveler's checks, a million, '
passport, valid for anywhere, '
and, uh, petty cash.
You are free to go.
Free to go?
Anywhere.
Why?
You have been such an example to us.
Why?
You have convinced us of our mistakes.
Why?
You're pure, you know the way, show us.
Why?
Your revolt is good and honest.
You are the only individual.
We need you.
I see.
You do.
You see all.
I'm an individual?
You are on your own.
I fail to see.
All about you is...
Yours.
We concede.
We offer...
We plead for you to lead us.
Or go?
Go if you wish.
I... I don't know.
Take the stand.
Address us.
Should I?
You must.
You are the greatest.
Make a statement.
A true statement
which could only be yours, but for us.
Remember us.
Don't forget us.
Keep us in mind.
Sir... We are all yours.
( Applause )
( Gavels, applause stops )
I...
Assembly: Aye, aye, aye!
( Gavels )
I feel that despite...
Aye, aye, aye!
I feel that despite the...
Aye, aye, aye!
Devaluation of the pound.
Nevertheless... ( Gavels )
( Louder): I feel that despite...
( Drowning him out ): Aye, aye, aye! Aye, aye, aye!
( Voice drowned out by assembly )
Aye, aye, aye! Aye, aye, aye!
( Voice drowned out )
Aye, aye, aye! Aye, aye, aye!
( Voice drowned out )
Aye, aye, aye! Aye, aye, aye!
( Voice drowned out )
Aye, aye, aye! Aye, aye, aye!
Aye, aye...
Assembly: Hip, hip, hooray!
President: Sir...
On behalf of us all, we thank you.
And now, I take it
that you are prepared to meet, uh...
Number one.
Follow me, if you would be so kind...
Sir.
( Fanfare playing )
( Rhythmic hissing )
( Former number two laughing )
Number 48: ♪ hear the word of the lord ♪
♪ Them bones, them bones, them dry bones ♪
♪ Them bones, them bones, them dry bones... ♪
Laughing )
( Scatting song )
( Laughing )
♪ Them bones, them bones, them dry bones... ♪
( Fanfare plays )
Number 48: ♪ them bones, them bones, them dry bones ♪
♪ Them bones, them bones, them dry bones ♪
♪ Now hear that word of the lord, yeah ♪
( Laughing and singing continue faintly )
( Door buzzes )
( Door hums )
Beeping y
I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed
briefed, debriefed or numbered!
I will not be pushed, filed, stamped
indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered!
My life is my own.
I, I...
( Slam echoing ) I, I, I.
I, I, I, I, I, I
I, I, I, I
( faster): I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I.
I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I...
( Laughing wildly )
( Laughing )
( Door hums )
( Faint laughter and humming )
( Laughing )
Beeping y
( hissing )
( Louder hissing )
Contact...
Control!
President: Confirm contact priority!
Contact priority!
Emergency!
Contact control! Contact control!
Emergency!
Contact!
( Alarm beeping )
Contact control!
Emergency!
All personnel! Takeover!
( Hissing, alarm blaring )
( Alarm blaring )
( Gunfire )
President: Evacuate!
Evacuate!
( Gunfire, alarms continue )
Evacuate!
( Gunfire, alarms continue )
Evacuate!
( "All you need ls love" plays )
♪ No one you can save that can't be saved ♪
♪ Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time ♪
♪ It's easy ♪
♪ All you need is love ♪
♪ all you need is love ♪
♪ all you need is love, love ♪
♪ love is all you need... ♪
President ( As alarm blares ): Evacuate! Evacuate!
Evacuate!
Evacuate! Evacuate!
( Alarm blaring )
Evacuate! Evacuate!
( Loud hissing, alarm blaring )
Evacuate! Evacuate! Evacuate!
( Siren wailing )
Evacuate! Evacuate! Evacuate!
( Siren wailing )
( Alarm blaring )
( Engines roaring )
( Latin music starts playing )
( Rover roaring )
Carmen Miranda: ♪ I yi yi yi yl, I like you very much ♪
♪ I yi yi yi yi, I think you're grand ♪
♪ Why, why, why is it that when I feel your touch ♪
♪ My hearts starts to beat to beat the band? ♪
♪ I yi yi yi, I like you to hold me tight ♪
♪ You are too, too, too, too, too divine ♪
♪ If you want to be in someone's arms tonight ♪
♪ Just be sure the arms you're in are mine. ♪
The four lads: ( Music stops )
( Big Ben chiming )
The four lads: ♪ ...Back bone ♪
♪ Your back bone's connected from your hip bone ♪
♪ Your hip bone's connected from your thigh bone ♪
♪ Your thigh bone's connected from your knee bone ♪
♪ Your knee bone's connected from your leg bone j'
♪ your leg bone's connected from your ankle bone ♪
♪ Your ankle bone's connected from your heel bone ♪
♪ Your heel bone's connected from your foot bone ♪
♪ Your foot bone's connected from your toe bone ♪
♪ Now hear the word of the lord ♪
♪ Well, them bone, them bones, them dry bones ♪
♪ Them bones, them bones, them dry bones ♪
♪ Now hear... ♪
( Starts engine )
( Car drives away )
( Door buzzes )
( Thunder booms )
( Thunder booming )
( Thunder booms )